Relax because this is how females react to me….

If I make a joke.

joke1If I make small talk.

aPOC2vuIf I ask her out.

4If she sees me shirtless.

78If she sees me naked.


About jeb610

Taking one day at a time, and enjoying life in the heart of Dixie. People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don’t sit looking at it – walk. There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
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2 Responses to Relax because this is how females react to me….

  1. msauthorette says:

    Ok, I must confess, the gifs made me laugh quite hysterically (especially the last one), though the words are actually sad. I think I can relate to feeling that this is how men now respond to me, in my post-divorce, single-mom-ness. But I don’t know whether to say that this was well written because it’s humorous, or because it’s honest. Anyways, I enjoyed it. 🙂

  2. PoshPedlar says:

    Tickled me. It’s that sort of ‘cringe’ eye rolling sneer that get you in the end!

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